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sixfeetunderrthestars:

dredsina:
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere

Source: dredsina

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skateboards-and-spliffs:

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:
Got dunked on in the name of the lord
i burst out laughing and now everyone around me is giving me funny looks :(

Source: k1x

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Source: shardwick

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theoppositeofsane:

condescendist:
Early signs that she’s not the one
Lmfaooooo

Source: condescendist

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Source: lolgifs.net

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Anonymous

asks:

when you gonna start eating ass ?

madeupmonkeyshit:

When i pass to the after life

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anothermouseketeer:

Disney Villains Week
↬ Day 7; Overall Favorite Villain: Hades

Source: anothermouseketeer

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Source: workaholics

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Source: jump-gate

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Source: permeate

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ

Source: legendxofxzach

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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caseyanthonyofficial:

What the fuck

Source: hrtwrm

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intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

Source: intensional

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